Did you watch it? It’s ok..you can admit. I actually accidentally caught a few minutes myself. After my eyes stopped hurting I realized it’s not as bad as I thought.
Oh, it’s bad. But her voice didn’t send me into seizures like I thought it would. It’s staged, fake, stupid..and any other word you can think of to describe a peek into Paris Hilton’s vapid life. The worse part is her voice overs complaining about her nagging mother or how the press turn her going shopping into a big event.
The best part was when she called Brooke Mueller’s BFF a hungry tiger bitch. Funny.
I couldn’t bear to watch the entire show so I apparently missed the gratuitous nude bathtub scene, which seems odd since Paris and her mommy where just on Piers Morgan two nights ago crying about how her life was ruined by her nude sex tape. And then they hired a girl who works in porn to be Paris’s new assistant. Yeah..it’s not scripted at all.