With just one more weekend between her and jail time, Paris Hilton is using her little wonky brain to try to capitalize on her misfortune. Sources say that Paris has ordered a hair and make-up team to be at her house 9am Monday morning to make her glamorous before she turns herself over to the authorities for the next 23 days.

Paris is not just being vain, she is marketing herself. Her plan is to set up her jail entry in the grandest of ways in time to make the celebrity weeklies. The more outrageous the pictures and story, the bigger the payoff for Paris. She should be ordered to donate all her jail time earnings to MADD or something.

Even with all this future financial planning, Paris still had time to attend the DJ Battle at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards Style Lounge this week.

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