Well, it’s finally happened. Paris Hilton claims she has hardly any friends left because everyone close to her keeps selling stories about her to the press. So what does a Paris Hilton do when she is betrayed? Nothing, she just quit talking to people. “I don’t even tell them why.” So, if your friend Paris suddenly stops talking to you, you know you’ve been thrown out of the Hilton circle of trust.

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