I don’t know kids, I’m starting to think that Paris Hilton couldn’t really do any worse of a job as President as the knuckleheads we have running for office. Plus, she’s like….totally hot.

Nylon magazine really dug deep and got into the heart and soul of Paris in their recent interview. (Insert your own eye roll here)  I don’t think anyone is surprised to hear that her dogs have a chandelier or that she thinks everyone who meets her loves her. Come on Nylon, where did your edge go? We could have read this fluff in Good Housekeeping magazine.

What you’d expect.
“My dogs need to live nicely too!  They have a chandelier and moldings and a bed and furniture and air conditioning in their doghouse.  The closet at the top of the stairs, that’s where I keep their clothes.”

What you’d never expect.
“Every time I meet someone – someone who’s honest – they’ll always say, ‘I didn’t like you before.’  But when they meet me, they always think I’m the sweetest, most down-to-earth girl.”

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