Paris Hilton is so pissed that she is going to jail she fired her long-time publicist Elliot Mintz to make herself feel better. Somehow in that bleached out, whacked out head of hers she has convinced herself that it’s Mintz’s fault that she is going to jail.
Paris told the judge that her former publicist told her that her license was only suspended for 30 days and that she could still drive for work related matters. That may be true, but did he forced the vodka down her throat when she got the DUI that got her license suspended in the first place? And in the real world we all know that when your license is suspended, it’s SUSPENDED. Maybe Paris doesn’t know what that words means. She should blame this whole mess on her high school English teacher.
Although Paris left the courthouse in tears, she was seen out ‘doing lunch’ and shopping with her mother yesterday like there was nothing wrong. It’s pretty much a given that even if Paris loses her appeal (you can bet the Hilton family will be appealing the judges decision) she won’t do her full 45 days. The jail will be too crowded to accommodate her full sentence. But let’s at least hope she gets a good 30 days in.
Here is what Paris may look like in her inmate jumpsuit. Just picture the ball and chain around her ankle and you got it!
Thanks to our friends at Us Magazine for making this story even funnier1
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