It’s just been a little over a week since Paris Hilton and her new love Doug Reinhardt moved into their new Hollywood Hills love nest, and already they have pissed off one neighbor so bad that he is willing to shell out $27K a month to get them the hell out of there.

The neighbor says Hiltie is ruining his life. She’s lived there a grand total of 5 days … already cops have been called twice because of loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism. The house in the Hollywood Hills had been listed at $22,000 a month. So the neighbor is willing to give the landlord $27,000 a month if Paris goes away. And get this … we’re told the neighbor complained to Doug yesterday about all the ruckus since Paris moved in. Doug said, “This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures.”

And just on a side note…is Paris Hilton looking more and more like an anorexic alien everyday or is it just me?

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