Paris Hilton has become pathetic with a capital P, and that spells Paris. Page Six wrote a nasty little piece about attenton loving Paris moving in right next store to the now homebody-ish Nicole Richie. Paris and Benji have moved in next door to Nicole and Joel and the once quiet Glendale suburb turns into a paparazzi nightmare when PHil starts feeling bad about herself and calls in the troops to take her picture.

“Nicole moved out there to get away from the paparazzi, but when Paris calls them they come to her quiet street and disrupt everything. She’s getting a little fed up.”

I’ve also heard that she makes it a point not to drink alcohol at all in public anymore to keep the pregnancy rumors circulating. Ugh. Soooo oooover heeerrrr. I want to stick a sharp knife in her eye, so I imagine that Nicole really hates her dead by now.

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