Some crackhead at Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party offered up his child as a sacrifice to the Great Gold One. How bizarre is it to see Paris Hilton holding a baby? It looks like she might eat him. We have heard rumors that she drinks baby blood to stay thin.

I mean really, who wants Paris cooties on their sweet, innocent child?

paris and baby

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And just for fun we also have this shot for you.

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