Paris Hilton – Elle Magazine Cover Girl

Elle cover girl Paris Hilton walking in Hollywood on Thursday proudly carrying a copy of her cover shot, and she is no less modest within the pages of the issue. She told the mag: “I’ve always had a great voice. You either have it or you don’t. It’s something you’re born with. I’m a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books.â€?

Wow, who would’ve thunk it? We’ve all had Paris wrong, she’s not a shanky socialite, she is this decade’s Renaissance skank-ho.