And the award for Keeping it Real goes to singer Nelly Furtado! Nelly recently slammed Madonna’s vain reluctance to age gracefully.

Nelly says that she prefers to age naturally and enjoy life.

She said: “I am not ready to adjust physically, just to be marketable. My sell-by date will run out eventually. Unlike Madonna, I wouldn’t be willing to do Pilates round the clock, just to slow down the deterioration of my body. I prefer to sit in the kitchen, drink tea and eat biscuits.”

There has to be a happy medium in there somewhere. I want to find a place somewhere between working out with an insane trainer for 4 hours a day and eating only Kabbalah approved food and stuffing my face with cookies.

In case you missed it or just didn’t care enough to sit through the whole thing..here are some highlights of the 2009 American Music Awards.

Lady Gaga “Bad Romance” and “Speechless”

Jennifer Lopez “Louboutins”

Kelly Clarkson “Already Gone”

Carrie Underwood “Cowboy Cassanova”

Black Eyed Peas Peform a Medley

Rihanna “Wait Your Turn”

Janet Jackson Performs a Medley

The Daily Star published a story over the weekend that is most likely completely fictitious, but it’s fun so I’m sharing!

The tabloid story claimed Robert ­Pattinson was going to enter into one of the biggest contracts in Hollywood history with a $500 million deal to revise his role as Edward on television.

Summit Entertainment — the studio that makes the monster-hit film franchise — is eyeing a TV spinoff based on the popular book and film series, and producers are willing to fork over fistfuls of cash to convince Pattinson to reprise his role as lovesick immortal Edward Cullen.

The 23-year-old actor could land as much as 1.5million-dollar an episode as part of the deal, which could kick in as early as next year, The Daily Star dished on Sunday. Pattinson’s co-star — and rumored real-life love interest — Kristen Stewart, who plays his on-screen human love Bella Swan in the The Twilight Saga, is also being pursued by parties close to the TV deal.

Victoria Beckham  is so busy raising her army of kids and working on her DVB clothing line that she had to turn down a chance star in the next Madagascar movie. The offer came for the voiceover role after Vics made cameo appearances on the television dramedy Ugly Betty and Nickelodeon’s long-running cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants earlier this year.

Vics was asked to lend her voice to a new character in the next installment of the popular animated series, but gracefully bowed out of the project. That sucks..its nice to hear a voice of someone you recognize when your kid makes you watch a movie for the 1,234 time.

“She was approached to do it,” her rep said Saturday. “But she declined the offer because she’s too busy.”

Madagascar 3 is due for release in 2012.

Paparazzi caught Josh Duhamel heading to church Sunday morning. Insert your own ‘going to confession over the stripper thing’ joke here.

I’ve seen pictures of Josh and Fergie going to mass before the stripper scandal so let’s not brand him guilty because of this. Besides..someone so handsome couldn’t be a cheater, right?

For the second time Heidi  Klum has amazed us all at how fast she can back into runway shape after giving birth. Six weeks after bringing her fourth child in the world Heidi worked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show like she owned it.

Sure she was bit more covered this time and practically looked like she was wearing granny panties compared to the other angels..but hey…six weeks ago she had a belly the size of a planet.

More Heidi news…On Friday, a Los Angeles commissioner approved Klum’s legal name change to Heidi Samuel, her husband’s surname.

Karma is a bitch. Conman / paparazzi Adnan Ghalib has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for leaving the scene of an accident.

Los Angeles District Attorney’s spokeswoman Jane Robison says Ghalib was taken into custody immediately after being sentenced Friday. He pleaded no contest last month to leaving the scene of an accident that injured a man who was trying to serve him with a restraining order. The order was sought by Spears’ father and was eventually granted.

Robison says Ghalib was also ordered to serve three years of formal probation and perform 45 days of roadside cleanup duty.

You can’t just put your slick, greasy moves on our favorite trainwreck and get away with it. Not when Daddy Spears in on the case. I mean seriously dude, you knew she was batshit crazy and you just made it worse. Shame on you.

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