Just when you think Courtney Love has totally lost touch with reality (again) she says something that proves she is still functional. Well sort of..it’s odd that she didn’t realize that she looks like a walking corpse and the fact that she claims that she weighs 118 pounds is fishy.

Courtney Love has promised to put on weight after she was pictured looking frighteningly thin and gaunt in New York last week. The former Hole lead singer, who covered up her skeletal frame in a black and white coat during an outing in the city yesterday, says she has been ordered to start eating by her doctor who diagnosed her with malnutrition.

‘I know I’ve got too skinny,’ she says in a new interview. ‘I know I need to sort it out. I am going to put on 15lbs in one month… I do not have body dysmorphia. Seriously, I want to get fatter. You know, when I was 192lbs [13st 5lbs], I thought I looked hot!… [My doctor] gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating,’ she revealed in the current issue of Grazia.

The 44-year-old yo-yo dieter is more than two stone below the recommend healthy weight for her height. Even she was taken aback by the scales after she stepped on to weigh herself during an interview with the magazine.

‘S***, I though I was like 130lbs [9st 2lbs], but I’m 118lbs [8st 4lbs] and I’m 5ft 10ins, that’s not good for someone my height,’ she told the reporter. She continued: ‘I need to start working out again. It’s the stress - you have no idea what it has been like these last few months. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers.’

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Mischa Barton was no doubt up to no good at the  Whisky Mist nightclub earlier this week when she had to literally be dragged out of a toilet cubicle. There are only two reason to take an extra long time time in a bathroom stall in a club…and I doubt that Mischa has eaten enough food for the first reason..so that leaves us with…..insert your own thought here.

‘After sitting with a few pals at her VIP table she dragged her friend Bridget into the loos. They tried to go into the toilet cubicle together but they were stopped by the toilet attendant. The lady said to her, “What are you doing? You are not allowed to go in together, you have to come out now.”

‘Mischa looked really p***ed off and embarrassed but her friend was fine about it.’ She apparently took so long that the attendant was forced to check if she was feeling okay.

An onlooker said: ‘She took so long to emerge that everyone was worried about her. At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay.’

The source added: ‘When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up.’

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Stephanie Pratt will always be known as Spencer’s sister…can you imagine having that twit for a brother and having to attend family functions with him and his equally annoying wife?

Well..at least she’s blessed with a killer body. People will forgive you a lot of things if you are blonde and have the perfect beach body.

Paris Hilton is such denial of herself that it would send any decent head-shrink running for cover. She pretends to be pretty-pretty-princess in front of the cameras …but she’s such an idiot that her behind-the-camera-life is always being put on display for public viewing as well. Think: lost cell phones, unpaid storage bills full of pictures of Paris in lots of compromising positions with lots of cocaine around, etc.

Real celebrities don’t usually buy into their own press, but Paris is so far up her own ass that she was actually utterly disgusted at an oral sex joke on Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List guest spot earlier this week.

When Kath makes an oral sex joke, Paris looks disgusted and says, “I never do that. My mom always taught me only ugly girls need to go down on their knees and do things like that.”

I am really surprised that this hasn’t been rumored or reported before, but to my (extensive) celebrity gossip knowledge these two have always had a platonic relationship. But maybe now that Megan Fox is free of her Brian Austin Green chains Shia LeBeouf is finally able to make his move.

According to the New York Daily News:

The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” co-stars (whose movie killed the competition with a $201 million five-day opening) sat side by side during a dinner with 10 pals — including director Oliver Stone— at Nobu on Thursday.

“They definitely seemed into each other,” says a witness, who told us that when Fox left at 10 p.m., LaBeouf followed hot on her heels. Another spy added that, while partying at a Rose’s bash in West  Hollywood earlier in the week, “Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan: He literally watched her like a hawk all night.”

Eye candy for everyone.

Super hot bikini model Bar Refaeli for the fellas (and gals) and Joe Perry from Aerosmith for the girls (and guys) ….

….and then there’s Steven Tyler for the very fetish-y, freaky folks.

Drea de Matteo seems more suited to star on The Real Housewives of New Jersey than ABC’s hit show Desperate Housewives. But since they killed off Nicolette Sheridan they need a hook to keep their viewers.

According to EW, Drea will play the matriarch of a new Italian family and they are still searching for the perfect Italian Stallion to play her husband.