Leann Rimes doesn’t let surgery get in the way of her love affair with a bikini.

Seriously..she spends 90% of her time in a bikini. I don’t know if that annoys me or if I’m jealous that she has that much freakin’ free time.

Leann’s Twitter fans freaked out last week when they realized they hadn’t heard from her in about two minutes and started an online search for their favorite bikini girl. When you tweet every second of your day…don’t be surprised when your stalker fans get in a frenzy when you cut them off.

I guess Leann was trying to keep her mouth surgery quiet to avoid any online jokes about her mouth …and surgery. But in the end she told her fans whats up.

“K, coming clean….I had minor surgery this week and I’ve been in SO much pain it’s not even funny. Nothing major just annoying! Pain pain go away!!!!!! When it’s mouth pain and jaw pain it makes your whole head pound! YUCK.”

Here’s some pics of Leann in Malibu yesterday wearing another one of her bizillion bikinis.

Kelly Brook is an odd thing. Most girls have no idea who she is but if you ask almost any straight man he’ll tell you all about her. Just FYI…she’s a British chick that used to do a lot of topless ‘glamour’ modeling. You have to love that the Brits call topless work ‘glamorous’.

She dated Billy Zane for a long time and even did a movie with him. She’s had numerous TV jobs in the UK and even had a role in that craptastic horror flick Piranha. But mostly she does stuff like this….bikini photo shoots and mens magazines. She’s managed to make a career out of having a real body…and that alone should earn her some cred.

People are buzzing about Kelly Clarkson’s national anthem performance last night at the Super Bowl. A little because she rocked it…and a little because she looked awesome with new bangs.

According to my friends on Facebook…you either thought Madonna nailed it last night or you regret wasting 20 minutes of your precious time watching it. Love it or hate it, she put on a BIG show with A-list guests perfectly suited for a big stadium and she pulled it off effortlessly.

The only hiccup came when she nearly tripped climbing up the bleachers on stage and of course, what everyone is talking about this morning….MIA flipping the bird on camera.

The show started by tons of Roman soldiers pulling Madge out on the field in a huge Viking boat…it was great….after she Vogued her little heart out, she lip synched to Music …then was joined on stage by LMFAO and ended up on one of the groups shoulders before they went into Party Rock Anthem and danced like hamsters.

During her new song, Give Me All Your Luvin she was joined on stage by Nicki Minaj and MIA and did a Toni Basil Mickey style thing. That’s when MIA decided to flip off the country. We haven’t seen this chick on a big scale since she did that pregnant thing on the Grammy’s and she says FYou to the world. Nice.

The entire thing was validated and saved when Cee Lo Green came out to do Like A Prayer….he SHUT IT DOWN.

So say what you will about Madonna…if she can’t stay young and hip forever she will keep on collaborating with the young hotness to make it so.

Sacha Baron Cohen wants in on the Super Bowl commercial madness. Since Bruno didn’t do so well, maybe he thinks a little creative and timely marketing will boost the revenue for his next flick The Dictator.

We then see Sacha, who plays a North African dictator named General Aladeen, sitting on a palatial throne, where he declares: ‘Hey America I’ve just bought NBC. I knows the final score. Enjoy the game.’

Then it cuts to previously seen footage with Megan Fox sleeping with General Aladeen and a few funny Kardashian references.

If you enjoyed that foolishness as much as I did, here  is the full length movie trailer.