Life&Style magazine has a groovy story about the dude formerly known as the Butterscotch Stallion, Owen Wilson. (He lost that cool nickname here when he tried to kill himself.)

“He was friendly,” an insider tells the mag. “Owen spent 20 minutes in the Green House Smoke Shop browsing the pipes and bongs. He bought one of the biggest bongs and spent almost $300 on it.”

Owen seemed concerned about not being spotted. “He was worried that someone might have seen him coming out,” the insider says. “He hid behind a FedEx truck for 30 seconds before darting to his car!”

Good for Owen. Better a happy pothead hangin’ with Woody Harrelson and soaking up the sun than strung, depressed or dead.

Owen Wilson Buys $300 Bong