OJ Simpson’s  confession titled “If I Did It” a fictional account of what MIGHT have happened the night Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman were murdered has been leaked on line.

I‘m going to tell you a story you’ve never heard before, because no one knows this story the way I know it. It takes place on the night June 12, 1994, and it concerns the murder of my ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her young friend, Ronald Goldman. I want you to forget everything you think you know about that night because I know the facts better than anyone. I know the players. I’ve seen the evidence. I’ve heard the theories. And, of course, I’ve read all the stories: That I did it. That I did it but I don’t know I did it. That I can no longer tell fact from fiction. That I wake up in the middle of the night, consumed by guilt, screaming

He goes on to recount the murders in detail but we won’t post them here as this is an uplifting and entertaining joint.  We are glad to hear that he wakes up screaming in guilt. We might actually sleep better ourselves knowing that.

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