Cry baby Nick Bollea has been such a good boy in jail that he will be released three months early from the Pinellas County Jail. Although he pitched celebu-spawn fits when he was first locked up, he’s manned up - done his time rigth and will be a free man/child on October 21, 2008.

What will he do you ask? Who cares? From the sounds of it, his sister doesn’t give a crap either. “Nick is getting out in 17 days. I don’t know where he’s going. He’s grown up and will decide on his own.”

That means, “I don’t know where homie is going, but it ain’t my house.”