Paris Hilton can add the title “Crime Fighting Skank� to her very long resume. This is not the sort of information that Paris Hilton and her people want publicized, because Paris does this out of the goodness of her heart for the benefit of the American, neigh, the International public. She was hailed as a crime-fighter when she told Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild creator) she had overheard on the party scene that a Hollywood hanger-on called Darnell Riley had boasted of breaking into his house.

But when she was quizzed by Los Angeles police, the real Paris shined through as bright as the sun. “Like I really, I don’t remember,” she said on police tapes obtained by the television show Dateline. “I’m not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time.”

No wonder her people didn’t tell anyone about this.

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