Since ending their 14 year relationship with insane Tom Cruise, Paramount is now on the lookout for a new lead in the next “Mission Impossible” sequel. According to reports, the actor formerly known as Brad Pitt, and currently known as Angeline Jolie’s lap dog, is the number one choice. No stranger to action flicks, the studio thinks it would be a good fit. Sources say that Brad wouldn’t be playing Tom’s character of Ethan Hunt, but rather a new operative replacing Ethan Hunt who will be retiring to life a safe life with his new life.

Paramount is probably breathing a sigh of relief to be rid of the hot, crazy mess that is Tom Cruise, but what are they getting into by hiring half of Brangelina? Do you think he will have enough time between his trips to New Orleans, Africa and kissing Angie’s booty to film this movie?

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