What do you  do when know you’ve got a hit guilty pleasure television show on your hands…only your C list star just can’t stay away from the booze (and other things)?

You hire her a ’sober coach’. Ashton Kutcher and company have hired a professional ’sober coach’ to stay with Mischa all they time to make sure she doesn’t relapse and ruin their soon to be hit The Beautiful Life.

One has to wonder what the qualifications are for a job like ’sober coach’. Is it a former addict that can reason with her when she’s feeling low from the tabs making fun of her cellulite and fugly  high-waisted pants? Or is more along the lines of a big-strong-bruiser-type that can physically beat the crap of out any dealer that gets near her?

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