Is never gonna happen.

Even though Megan Fox has a sic body and is consistently voted Sexiest Woman in the Universe…she still thinks she wouldn’t look hot in a sex tape.

“Ugh, never!” the Jennifer’s Body star, 23, tells MTV News. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

A ‘hippo having sex’ is not what comes to mind when I imagine a Megan Fox sex tape. And you know that Brian Austin Greene has one locked up tight somewhere for his retirement.

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