I’ve been wondering for a while now if in fact we have all been duped. I mean, what proof do we have that there really is a Cruise baby somewhere, other than the claims of crazy Tom and Katie’s after delivery stretch marks. (Which could have been fake. Her baby belly never look real to me either.) If you are prone to conspiracy theories, you might say the weight gain, belly and stretch marks could have all been manufactured. But since I am not one to put stock in these sorts of theories, I do believe there is a poor little baby out there being guarded by hundreds of Scientologist drones. And this story from the NY Post just proves my point.
BABY Suri Cruise isn’t just playing hide-and-seek with the public. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show off their spawn to fellow Scientologists John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Lisa Marie Presley. Even good pals Will and Jada Pinkett Smith supposedly have not met the newborn despite repeated calls to Cruise, reports Us Weekly. “Every time, it’s a different excuse: He’s busy or Kate’s not feeling well,” said a source. “[The Smiths] think it’s so weird.”

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Ya’ll can’t tell me this picture doesn’t look odd.
Source: NY PostÂ