Mary-Kate Olsen must be getting high! She has access to the most beautiful clothing in the entire world and she choose this monstrosity to wear to the New Yorkers for Children event this week. Seriously, it looks like something out of an overweight flapper’s closet.

This outfit makes us scared for the children. I hope girlfriend came off the hip and donated a boatload of money to the charity. She needs to do something good to offset all the bad energy she created with this lovely caftan. At least it’s a good laugh for a Friday morning, eh?