Mariah Carey – Inventor of The Morsel Diet

When asked how she recently lost about twenty pounds, Mariah told reporters about her new “Morsel Diet”.
“I kind of invented it. Basically you can have a tiny bit of everything you want.� Mariah explains. “When I’m really, really hungry I’ll be like ‘I need a morsel! So they’ll give just me whatever is there (on the plate), but it has to be less than a forkful.�
I think it goes without saying to not do anything Mariah Carey does, but just in case: Kids don’t try this at home!

I wish she had figured out how to dress her age instead of how to lose weight.