Even though Madonna pays tons of money to look young and hip on the outside…on the inside she is shriveled up – bitter old lady.

Madge got tongues wagging Monday night when she stopped by her trainers Tracy Anderson’s birthday party at the Hell’s Kitchen gay bar The Ritz. Things were going well until the DJ threw on a Britney Spears joint.

“She flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus [Luz, her new boy toy],” says a spy. Madge and Luz later slipped out the back door and into an idling SUV.

Get over yourself Granny. Go retire and raise your kids and let someone else have a turn.

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