It ain’t easy for a granny to tour the world and keep up with a bunch of 20 year-old back-up dancers. In fact, it takes 250 people to keep her going. The newest addition to her crew is a top chiropractor to keep her spine on the straight and narrow.

Dr. Steven Margolin has joined the 50-year-old singer on her Sticky and Sweet world tour, according to reports. “It’s (tour) going to be very draining, and she needs him around to aid her in her recovery time after each show.” “She’ll have daily massages to relax her.”

It’s just a matter of time before one of her brittle bones snaps in half and we are all left with a crumpled, veiny pile of Madonna on the stage.