Note to Lindsay Lohan: Never set your voicemail password as 1234. I know, I know it’s easier to remember a code in numerical order when you really have to keep your head straight stalking your ex-girlfriend. But that just makes it all the more easier for guys like this to get into your voicemail post them all over the internet.

Granted, these messages are from an old number that Lilo posted on her Facebook page last year and the only ones left on there were from some rambling idiots but there was a few leftover pathetic communications from her daddy.

You hear Michael  Lohan crying about how his youngest hoochie daughter, Ali Lohan, refuses to see him. Sad.

In a second message, Michael tells LiLo that he bought her CD at 7-11 (ouche!) and thinks it’s so beautiful. Then he holds the phone up to his stereo so she could hear him listening to her song. Even more sad.

Lindsay Lohan Voicemails from ANIMALnewyork.com on Vimeo.