Here you go kids. Un-photoshopped pictures of a 40-something Lisa Rinna washing her car in a gold lame’ bikini top. Yeah, I know. On one hand I hate to mock any woman’s body, on the other hand, what the hell does she think she is doing????

This sort of thing is only sexy when you are like, 19 years old or in a 80’s glam rock video. I’m just gobsmacked at these bizaar pictures. I mean, were these pre-planned and shot by a professional photographer and we are just looking at the un-touched-up orginals? Or is Lisa really savvy and taking advantage of some papparazzi at her house? I don’t know. It’s all just all kinds of wrong.