Lindsay Lohan’s acting career just might be over kids. She is now the new Jessica Simpson. Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been in a movie since that stinker “I Know Who Killed Me” and her newest film “Labor Pains“, where she plays the role or a woman faking a pregnancy to keep her job, is going straight to DVD/cable.

Lindsay’s new film  “Labor Pains,” will not be released in theaters, Access Hollywood has learned.

Instead, the comedy will premiere on ABC Family, a source for the film’s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, confirmed to Access. The movie will debut on the cable channel in July 2009, with a DVD release coming in August.

Lindsay better hope that Seth Rogan and his team of comedic genious buddies actually do want to work on a project with her. If she doesn’t pull something out of her skinny-ass soon, she’s gonna be hanging with Jessica in Nashville trying to sell crappy country records.

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