Lindsay Lohan is furious and ready to sue over this unflattering ad the liquor industry ran in a major publication on Friday. The ad for Ignition Interlock Devices that keep drunk drivers off the road ran in Friday’s USA Today with Lindsay’s mugshot brazenly in the middle. Not even considering the moral aspect of this mean ad, isn’t this copyright infringement at the very least?

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Lindsay’s attorney, who is ready to tear someone a new one, issued this statement:

“USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is some kind of American ‘tradition’ we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.

Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives.”

Although the ad claims to be from a company called Interlockfacts.com, most people believe the liquor industry is using this made up entity because they know this ad is all kinds of wrong. This may the one and only time this blog ever defends Lindsay Lohan.