I never say this but….AS IF!

As if anyone in their right mind would hire Lindsay Lohan to crack-out the female relationship classic Thelma & Louise and double AS IF Jennifer Lawrence -the undisputed IT girl of the year – would co-star with her.

Jennifer Lawrence / Kristen Stewart / Ellen Page / Saoirse Ronan / Michelle Williams / Anne Hathaway ..these are all names that at one time Lindsay Lohan had a chance to be on par with. Or maybe even a red headed rom-com star ala’ Kate Hudson. Now? Not so much.

Now she’s more on scale with with Tara Reid or Mischa Barton. But in her mind she’s just as great as these other chicks…in the Lilo Cracked Out Bizarro World she has even a slight chance to work with Jennifer Lawrence. Make no mistake..anyone who will ever work with any of the names listed above do not tweet about wanting to work with the names listed above.

Just as a physical reminder of what I mean, check out these pictures of Lindsay leaving her home-away-from-home the Chateau Marmont Saturday night. Just a crackie, her extensions, chipped nail polish and left over Liz Taylor eyeliner.