Everybody wants to be vampire these days.

I read an insider report last week that while Paris Hilton was in Vancouver promoting another one of her God-awful products that she was trying to get her hooks into the cast of Twilight. In her f***ed up mind she thinks if she could get herself photographed with some of the super hot cast then she would only be  one step away from getting a role in the next film.

Of course they avoided her like the plaque that she is.

Just like the cast of True Blood is doing to Lindsay Lohan. Lilo knows there is no way in holy hell Summit will let her anywhere near the billion dollar franchise so she’s set her sights a bit lower and its vying for a job on HBO’s vampire drama True Blood. But since they won’t even see her either, she decided to audition on Twitter. She does look creepy..but I think that everyday anyway.

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