So forget all the stuff I said yesterday about how Lily Allen sounds so much more mature these days. Miss Lily still has her raunchy mouth and she still likes to speak candidly about her past sexual exploits.

Lily told The Gay Times this week that she hooked up with twins at party in San Diego not that long ago.

The singer insists it was her only same-sex clinch to date – although she frequently fantasises about women. “I did once snog (kiss) these identical twins in San Diego. I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my a**e on one of them and one on my front bottom. That’s the only time, but I have lesbian dreams a lot.”

Front bottom? I love the typically British way she tells a ranchy story  – but uses a more proper and polite term for vagina.