Never one to shy away from controversy…Lady Gaga takes the all the hermaphrodite rumors and makes it her own.

Lady Gaga’s revealing stage costume at the Grammys proved that she doesn’t have a penis after all, but she’s got a big one snaking down the leg of her pants on the cover of the new Q, a British music magazine.

“We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a d**k, so why not give them what they want?” she told the magazine. “I want to wear a d**k strapped to my vagina.”

That’s not really what we wanted..but thanks anyway Gaga. If you really want to shock us…go to the grocery store wearing yoga pants and sneakers.

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