Thank God Lindsay Lohan got sober when she did and she saved those last two brain cells. Less than a month after Lindsay was seen partying with Kevin Federline, Fed-Ex sent Lindsay a text message suggesting , “We should hang out.” Which we all know means, “lets get drunk and get freaky” in K-Fed speak.

I suppose Kevin doesn’t realize just how low he is on the celebrity food chain. Lindsay fired back, “Why would I hang out with you.” To which Kevin so gallantly replied that Lindsay was indeed a firecrotch. Lindsay’s pals say she was grossed out at the thought of such a hook up and thought it was hilarious that he was so pathetic and would even think that LaLinds would deign to give K-Fed any Lohan Love. In Kevin’s defense, she’s hooked up with nearly everyone else in Hollywood, why not him?

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