We feel just awful about all the bad press, if any, that Kelly Clarkson is getting lately. We just read somewhere that Kelly has agreed to collaborate with the devil (you kids know her by her street name: Paris Hilton) in an effort to get more press which means more ticket and album sales.

We hate to see Kelly hooking up with el diablo so we have decided to give her as much face time here at HWB as we possibly can to keep her from going to the dark side. I don’t know what the big deal is, all she needs to do is hire a personal trainer and nutritionist, lose 35 pounds and the world would love her again. She would have so much press she wouldn’t know what to do. Also, grab one of those cute band guys and start a very public relationship. That works for the Simpson girls.
