Tom Cruise better get his Scientology henchmen on this one. An 8 year old aspiring fashion student is about to launch a porn career and has changed her name to Katee Holmes in tribute to Tom’s wife, Katie Holmes. Shy Love, an adult film vet who manages the 5-foot-9, 122-pound Katee - a small-town girl from Illinois - insisted:

“Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she’s done, beginning with ‘Dawson’s Creek.’ “

But wait there’s more. Young Katee claims to be a virgin and wants to lose her virginity in her first porn film. You just know Tom is bouncing off the walls somewhere calling to Xenu for help.

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I personally think the most unbelieveable part of this story is that this girl is a virgin:

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