According to the NY Daily News…Kate Hudson ran in fear when Madonna showed up at the Veuve Clicquot’s Manhatten Polo Classic last Saturday. Was Kate running from the odd-mummy-like-skin on Madge’s face or those creepy old, vieny granny hands? Neither. She was worried that the buff 50 year-old was kick her ass for dating her ex-boyfriend. If you ask me it’s much ado about nothing. We are talking about Alex Rodriguez…I mean they could both do waaay better.

“Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna,” said one guest. “She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match.” Said a second guest, “I didn’t even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna’s ex, I’d be scared, too!”

While Hudson hung out in the back of the tent, Madonna rocked her royal status. After showing up in a black Mercedes-Benz with several NYPD escorts, she held court with boy toy Jesus Luz, her kids Rocco Ritchie and David Banda, as well as pals Marc Jacobs, Lorenzo Martone and photographer Steven Klein.”Madonna literally didn’t care,” said a third eyewitness.”She showed up with no makeup, a dowdy [denim] outfit and her hair pulled up in a ponytail. She doesn’t need to compete with Kate, because she will always be Queen Bee.”

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