UK poptart/glamour girl Jordan hit the clubs with her BFF’s Danielle Lloyd and Michelle Heaton just six weeks after giving birth to her daughter Princess Tiaami. (If you are shaking your fist at us and wondering just who the hell these blonde chicks are, just give ‘em a google…they are all famous in England we swear.) Obviously Jordan didn’t realize that her tolerance level greatly diminished while she was pregnant because she looked like a coked out porn star by the end of the night.

You didn’t think that the Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan had the party girl market cornered did you?  Although our girls can kick these girls asses. I don’t think Britney or Lindsay called it a night after just three clubs and at a freshman time of 4am since they were like, 12.

The funny thing is, if these pictures had been of an American celeb, she’d be shipped off to rehab the next morning. God Bless Britania and her loose morals.

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