John Mayer used to be dreamy, but now he is just Jessica Simpson’s boy toy and quickly losing his street cred.

John was spotted shopping for his and hers vintage Rolex watches in West Hollywood over the weekend, and sources say he talked about Jessica the entire time. The next day, JMay was seen at Gelson’s supermarket buying blue wrapping paper to wrap his love watch for Jessica.

I find it very creepy when couples have matching anythings. Even vintage Rolex watches.

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