Although we keep hearing reports that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have a secret ‘thang’ going on, the new rumor is that John is courting Grammy winner Alicia Keys. The couple were seen looking cozy at L.A.’s Katana last week.  Ok, I can handle that hook-up. I cannot handle my dreamboat John Mayer anywhere near Jessica Simpson. I don’t want her sucking the life and talent out of him. You know people just seem to get dumber by association around her. So John and Alicia, you have my blessing. Go forth and prosper and put out an album together.
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