There is a God! John Mayer has finally comes to his senses and gets rid of Jessica Simpson. Rumors have been circulating for a while now that John wasn’t pleased with the way Jessica was flaunting her giant boobs everywhere, and you know that he just couldn’t stand that whiney Ken Paves she insists on dragging around.

It was clear from the beginning that this was just a booty call for John, but we think Jess took this relationship much more seriously. Even going as far to go brunutte and stop wearing such silly clothes in an attempt to look less stupid. Now, just days after the break-up, Jessica is back to her trademark blonde extensions and wearing that plastic grin she sports to hide her pain.

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I know I shouldn’t be so pleased so with this news kids, but I just can’t help it. My faith in the universe has been restored.