In an interview with Extra this week, Jessica Simpson admitted to being a natural brunnette (so she’s not a ditzy blonde, she’s a stupid brunette) that she is lactose intolerant (I believe her eloquent exact words were “You here it coming out at both ends”) and that she is comfortable with her new five pound heavier body.

In other Jessica news, her epically mismatched boyfriend John Mayer cut his cool guitar guy hair in favor of this sissy rockabilly ‘do. It’s possible he is wearing one of Jessica’s hairpieces.

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