I’m starting to think that John Mayer is the only one who likes to hear John Mayer talk. I used to think that JM was a modern day troubadour with a heart of gold…a man who wants to love but is terrified of letting someone else down. As it turns out he’s just a narcissistic musician that thinks people who come to his shows want to hear about how “he’s been doing some serious thinking lately”.

Tuesday night John played a surprise late night show at the Mercury Lounge in New York where he rattled on about John McCain and juice boxes, Blackberries and how we are all doomed because of YouTube..and yet he still walked away with a pocket full of phone numbers from the girls in the crowd.

For more of John Mayer’s inane ramblings check out the article in The New York Observer. And for JM (because we all know he Google’s himself often) Stop oversharing so much…it’s the mystery that makes the muscian sexy and hip.

Hi, I’m John. Wanna hear about me?