I can honestly say I NEVER thought I’d utter those two names in the same breath. Someone please tell me that it’s just an ugly rumor that puppy dog faced, intelligent singer/songwriter John Mayer is dating the airheaded fake lipped Jessica Simpson. Apparantly the two met at a pre-Grammy party last year but things haven’t started happening until recently. What scares me is that both of them and their friends have kept this pretty quite. That usually means it something. I don’t like this kiddies. Not one little bit.

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Source: Extra TV