“Jersey Shore’s” Snooki At Hard Rock Seminole Hotel

Before you get any ideas…Snooki is NOT at the cool Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. She booked a very lucrative gig at the Seminole Indian Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida. She is BANKING!

I love this little hot mess. She looks like a tiny Italian sausage stuffed into a cheap dress. And someone  needs to tell her that 1995 called and they want their duck lip pose back.

Wouldn’t you know she looks at home on that pole? Go Snooki!