The crack gossip team at Australia’s New Weekly are reporting that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with John ‘The Player’ Mayer’s baby. That would explain her decision to take the epically un-committal musician back.

John dumped Jennifer just a few weeks ago when things started to get too serious for him, leaving Jen jilted once again. I hope for all woman kind that she only took him back after many hours of begging on his knees like the trifin’ dog he is.