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Jake Gyllenhaal Not Gay…Is A Pot HeadPosted On: July 30, 2010 Comments Off
At least according to Hollywood gossip Janet Charlton. Janet says that everybody needs to stop calling him Jake Gayllenhaal or Toothy Tile, because he prefers a bong to a penis any day. In fact, she says he is such a pot head that his love of the herb is what led to his break-up with Reese Witherspoon. She wasn’t a beard..she was a prude. “At last the truth comes out. An acquaintance of Reese and Jake acknowledges that they were very smitten with each other for quite awhile and seemed perfectly matched. Unfortunately, Jake had a habit that Reese could not live with, and he wouldn’t give it up. He smoked way too much. And we’re not talking nicotine here. Not only did it rub Reese the wrong way, but she worried about her children being exposed to his bad habits. So, regretfully, she moved on. Note: those of you who insist that Jake is gay are NUTS.”
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