It looks like Jessica has just given up completely. I stand firm by my theory that Papa Joe has some misguided marketing plan that only allows for one sister to look good at a time. Or maybe this is the universe’s way of balancing things out. Could we really handle two blonde, big boobed, small nosed, glammed out Simpson’s at once?

That’s ok by me, but can’t Jess frump herself down without the Uggs????

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