This might be the strangest rumor that I’ve heard about Lindsay Lohan yet, and it has nothing to do with drugs. In a video on AOL’s Popeater Blog, Marilyn Manson says that Lindsay had an obsession with changing her clothes in front of him. This information adds more cred to the rumor that Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay’s constant phone calls to Manson asking him to ‘hang out’.

Ever the thoughtful friend, Marilyn goes on to kick Lindsay when she’s down by saying:

“How much would it suck that forever you’re going to ‘firecrotch’, you’re gonna have to shave or just roll with it…that’s why she went blonde, slight of hand.”

What a gentleman. You can really see how that Evan Rachel Wood fell for him.

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