Hollywood weight loss spa FBE Holistic Health & Fitness is sick and tired of watching Jessica Simpson’s weight go up and down like a yo-yo. The swanky spa has offered Jess a lifetime membership (complete with personal consultations with doctors and trainers) that is valued at a costly $21,600 per year.

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The center’s in-house doctor, Ken Best, already designed a program for Jessica which involves limiting “inflammatory” foods such as bread, gluten, cheese and alcohol and a strict ratio of protein to carbs that he says will enable her to shed around 10 lbs. in the first 10 days. She was also offered an unlimited run of detoxing equipment like the Infrared Sauna and Air Therapy Machine and was advised by Best to take a leaf out of Madonna’s buff-bod book and get on the Whole Body Vibration Machine (we hear Madge has the pricey little device in her private home.

Jessica of course turned down the offer. Her peeps say that Jess’s weight gain is only a result of being happy and in love. “When she has a guy, Jessica just seems to accept herself and stops obsessing over her body,” added the insider. Living large in Texas with her off-season athlete boyfriend means eating lots of BBQ and skipping the gym. Maybe when Tony has to start training for next season he’ll drag Jess to the gym with him.

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