All you haters can just step off!

Heidi Montag’s Frankenbody has already paid itself 1/3 of the way off from one single gig. She reportedly got paid $10,000 to show up to Liquid pool at the Aria Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last weekend. Only two more of this jobs and her plastic surgeon will be paid in full.

“It was worth every penny. No other celeb in the world could get this much attention posing in a bikini. The sponsors would rather have Heidi than Angelina!”

Right. Like Aria would turn down St. Angie. Not like that would happen, there aren’t any babies around that need adopting or refugees that need photo-ops at the pool.

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