Let me apologize in advance if these pictures of the very white and very untalented Heidi Montag offend anyone. I know she is annoying as hell but she is only doing her part to spread the word of God through Playboy pictorials and girating half-naked at the Miss Universe pageant.

Heidi is in rehearsals to perform her new song “Body Language” at the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas on August 23th.

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