I’m so disappointed in The Boss today that I just don’t know what to do. Finding out in a pre-superbowl press conference that Bruce Springsteen, the all-american-working-class-Jersey-boy, knows NOTHING about football is disappointing enough.

But then watching the completely smooth, wrinkle free face of the 60-year old rocker at the half-time show I knew the magic was gone. I am 99.9% sure The Boss has had Botox treatments and that, for some reason, makes me really sad.